Jun 16, 2010

Should you spy?

To my darling husband, 
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately I was not badly injured and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. 
I was coming home from the supermarket, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. 
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. 
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. 
I am enclosing a picture for you. 
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. 
Your loving wife,
XXX 
P/S :  Your girlfriend called.

Haha..so the last P/S definitely tells it all why. So, people..if you are thinking of cheating on your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, STOP ! Demolish such evil and immoral thoughts. DO NOT. It is not worth the cost at all. Whoossh..once you get caught :  
1. You have to live the embarrassment of  having to face your family, friends and co-workers.(Whoaa..let's just hope that you still possess self integrity and pride lah after such shameful incident)
2. Your kids will look at you differently, and mostly with no trust.(That is if you have one. If you do not, still that is not an excuse for you to sneak behind your loved ones)
3. Apart from sleepless nights for having to think of other future excuses and cheating strategies, the lie will eventually eat you up inside for trying foolishly to keep the secret.(You will end up performing less
 viagra   vibrantly and looking older than you should and probably drive you secret lover..ooh..probably lovers..away.)
Once you take that first step you are on the way of destroying everything you have built with your family.So, if you are real, morally humans. do act like one.  

Hmmm... Should we spy then?  



Jun 8, 2010

Reasons Why Teachers Need That 1 Month Break

Why? Read the essays below to find out...hee

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Kids...how could we not love them... ^ - ^

Broke and Help Needed

O God...hahaa..I got the following through an email sent by one of my friends.Reading this email with urgency,hands securely held on my fast-beating heart, I almost kicked myself when I came to the enclosed picture.
NAK MINTAK TOLONG SIKIT KAWAN -KAWAN

Kawan2 ku sekalian,   Terus terang aku sebenarnya 
malu dan tak sedap hati nak ckp, tapi terpakse 
jugak bgtau sebab kedudukan kewangan aku dalam 
keadaaan tenat.(soru dah miss) 
Nak tolong aku x.?
Harap2 korg tolong la..
(tu pun klu ingat kawan2 la)

Klu rasa nak tolong, datang beramai-ramai ke 
halaman rumah aku hujung minggu ini.....
sbb aku akan buat lelongan beberapa barang 
milik aku.
kalau ada kawan2, usung skali.. 
lg ramai lagi baguih. 

Kalau ada yang berminat....

datanglah biar senang sikit pilih ....

aku sertakan gambor barang-barang yang bakal 
di SALE nanti....

Klau yg tak dapat datang takpe...aku faham
mungkin korg sengkek cam aku jugok

tgk la gambor barang2 yg aku attach nie..

klu berminat booked dulu... byr muka 
seberapa yg muorang mampu dulu...

Semua dijual dengan harga kemampuan kawan2

janji aku tak rugi sudahlah....

Sebagai seorang sahabat ,aku harap korg 
semua dpt tolong.  

Hari ni hari aku , esok luse aku pulak 
akan tolong korg. 
Tolonglah !!!
Aku tengah sengkek nih.....

Tolong datang yea jangan tak datang...
tak sanggup tgk depan umah..banyak sgt...

tak terpakai dah..

JASAMU DIKENANG....
















yabadabaduuuu...
 Tolong yer..huahuahua.....






Got me right there!
cess...kong asam punya kawan... urrggh 


 



Jun 3, 2010

The Antebellum Stars

That name of Lady Antebellum...hmm..defines 
something or someone
 from the era before the war..? Hear me dear God...
play the song 
cause I'm so into this now.......enjoy people..

Need You Now
Picture perfect memories,
Scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone cause, I can't fight it any more.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call  but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.

Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk,
And I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.

Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
I just need you now.
Oh baby I need you now.

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE

Life's Too Short