Jun 16, 2010

Should you spy?

To my darling husband, 
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately I was not badly injured and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. 
I was coming home from the supermarket, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. 
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. 
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. 
I am enclosing a picture for you. 
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. 
Your loving wife,
XXX 
P/S :  Your girlfriend called.

Haha..so the last P/S definitely tells it all why. So, people..if you are thinking of cheating on your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, STOP ! Demolish such evil and immoral thoughts. DO NOT. It is not worth the cost at all. Whoossh..once you get caught :  
1. You have to live the embarrassment of  having to face your family, friends and co-workers.(Whoaa..let's just hope that you still possess self integrity and pride lah after such shameful incident)
2. Your kids will look at you differently, and mostly with no trust.(That is if you have one. If you do not, still that is not an excuse for you to sneak behind your loved ones)
3. Apart from sleepless nights for having to think of other future excuses and cheating strategies, the lie will eventually eat you up inside for trying foolishly to keep the secret.(You will end up performing less
 viagra   vibrantly and looking older than you should and probably drive you secret lover..ooh..probably lovers..away.)
Once you take that first step you are on the way of destroying everything you have built with your family.So, if you are real, morally humans. do act like one.  

Hmmm... Should we spy then?  



6 comments:

Wak Subardjo said...

He,he,he.

KIDbrush® said...

Dear mai bini,
aim beryukur yu not hurt. but ai hef 3 tings to tel yu to befor kaming bek.

1. ai eksedenli dail my sekereteri namber. ai tot it was rum serbis

2. after bik miting dan beri-beri saksesful ai ter hulk mai sekereteri. walauwehh! lakili she not marah

3. mai bos was on beri good mood dan joi us at kalaoke. ai ter dering siket-siket but stil ken jalan dan not derank. ges wat? ai ter ekseden selip with mai sekereteri

p/s: pelis korek my inggeris & ai'l do dos wraked dor dan kereta. mis yu muah muah muah

KiD :p i replied on behalf hoh hoh

Rolling Fumbling Thug said...

Lols, speechless!

Gee said...

Wak :hehehe...
KIDbrush : adeiii....hahahahahaaa...superb owh the reply letter...hahahaa
Roslyn : lols....m too..hahaa

pilotHans said...

gosh, that's wicked! hahaha...there goes his ferrari..dushhhhh....sape suh gf tepon...haha..

Kenzo said...

OMG! the little ferrari T_T

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