The Right Words

Read on, my friends...n tell me wht do u think of this drunk fellow below...uhuks..
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is asprin with a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees all his clothing all cleaned up and pressed. He looks around the room and sees all spotless, clean and in perfect order. So is the rest of the house. He takes the asprin and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and there is the hot breakfast and morning newspaper. His son is also there having his breakfast. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well you arrived last night around 3am completely drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled on the door."

Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me. I should expect a quarrel with your Mom."

His son replies "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take off your clothes and shoes, you shouted..

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! I AM MARRIED!!!!"

Moral of the story... ??

• Self induced hangover ........RM400

• Broken crockery ............RM800
  

• Breakfast................RM10

• Saying the right thing when drunk......'PRICELESS'
  

There are some things in life..that nothing..no money, no credit cards, can buy...


But still...the above doesn't apply if the hubby pura2 ja mabuk....ehehe :-D